Fish
How did the homsi try to kill the fish?
He put it under the water.


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Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A HOMSI BUSY ALL DAY??
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the
corner.

Q: How do you make a homsi laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q: Why did the homsi stare at frozen orange juice can for
2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q: How do you keep a homsi busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of
paper.

Q: Why can't homsis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: How did the homsi try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why did 18 homsis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

Q: What do you call a homsi in an institution of higher
learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: A homsi ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he
should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."


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Homsi #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Homsi #2: "No, who wrote it?"


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What about the homsi wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.


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Homsi: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
Homsi: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."


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A homsi was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, he said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home.