You`d do better by finding some pieces on nice Germans for me

OK here is German for you:

A woman is trying to do a puzzle, but manages little progress. Frustrated she calls her boyfriend for help. “Is there a picture on the box?” he asks. “A rooster” she answers. “Very well then — I’ll stop by tonight and we can do it together.”
As the boyfriend arrives at her apartment that evening he takes a look at the puzzle pieces spread out on the table, and the rooster picture. “I’ll tell you what,” he says, “we’re going to put the Corn Flakes back in the box and never speak of this again.”

Die alten Zähne waren schlect,
man begann sie 'rauszureißen.
Die neuen kamen grade recht,
um damit ins Gras zu beißen.

(Кавказец @ Aug 19 2006, 10:42 AM) OK here is German for you:

A woman is trying to do a puzzle, but manages little progress. Frustrated she calls her boyfriend for help. “Is there a picture on the box?” he asks. “A rooster” she answers. “Very well then — I’ll stop by tonight and we can do it together.”
As the boyfriend arrives at her apartment that evening he takes a look at the puzzle pieces spread out on the table, and the rooster picture. “I’ll tell you what,” he says, “we’re going to put the Corn Flakes back in the box and never speak of this again.”
That doesn`t meet. A true law-abiding German would never suggest keeping quiet about it. He would faithfully report the unlawful replacement to the Tax Inspectorate.