Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in awhile he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:
"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go, Dave."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:
Dave...
Dave...
Dave...
You're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard".

(Кавказец @ Aug 19 2006, 05:57 AM) Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in awhile he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:
"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're  single. Just let it go, Dave."
But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:
Dave...
Dave...
Dave...
You're a Veterinarian, you sick bastard".
It is nasty to laugh at the helpless animals but

(Кавказец @ Aug 13 2006, 10:34 AM) Skinny Dipping

An old man in Louisiana owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice...picnic tables, Horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been There for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his Pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned,
"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked. Or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said,
"I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Some old men can still think fast...
"That`s the only proper excuse for you (on this forum), old man"