Two guys from Texas are sittin' in a boat on Mud Lake fishing and suckin' down beers when all of a sudden Mike says,
"I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over six months."
John sips his beer and says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."

Now, what do you do with a student like THAT?!!!
(An authentic application received today)


My name is ass ,i am working as an system analyst in india,
my hobbies are cooking and hearing music. Iam looking for a good english course at you universityfor speaking good english

(Setwale_Charm @ Aug 23 2006, 09:05 PM) Now, what do you do with a student like THAT?!!!
(An authentic application received today)


My name is ass ,i am working as an system analyst in india,
my hobbies are cooking and hearing music. Iam looking for a good english course at you universityfor speaking good english
Please tell me if this is male or female student and I'll tell you what to do with student like that "ass".

Female.

my class-mate was asked
to write some short essay
about herself and her family
My mother is a great mistress and my father is very gay

I bet Kavkazec knows what to do with such a student.

(Setwale_Charm @ Aug 23 2006, 11:31 PM) Female.
Oh.
Sorry but I do not bother with women. You know it, not you?