what is an Azeri dog like, I wonder? A dzhigit-hound or dzhigitodav?

Azeri dogs are very dangerous especially for young ladies with bad attitude.
It called volkodav and it chews wolves like it is nothing. But it chews sometimes bitches too.

The new Supermarket near my house has an automatic mist machine to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle.
So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.

How Men Started Wearing Earrings


A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"
Ever since my wife found it in my truck"

I always wondered how this trend got started everywhere...

Skinny Dipping

An old man in Louisiana owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice...picnic tables, Horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been There for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his Pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned,
"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked. Or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said,
"I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Some old men can still think fast...